Alex. 21. Dating the biggest dork ever. A "Post what I like" type blog. Super obsessed with youtube and the youtubers themselves. Always open to talk to people who need somebody to talk to, hit me up.
3DS friend code: 4811-7048-0680
My friends call me Red. Wonder why that is.
she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It
yeah have u ever met a school nurse..
I’m surprised she didn’t yell at them first tbh.
So, about school nurses.
When I was 8 years old, I was running around the school yard with my friends, when I tripped and through a lovely turn of events that can only happen to the clumsiest of people, like myself, I impaled my stomach, just below my ribcage, on the corner of a table.
Now, seeing as my ribcage is a less movable object than the squishy bits of my stomach, I folded around the corner of the table, and as a result, my spleen was ruptured (Read: Ripped into a thousand tiny bits due to impact) and my liver was lacerated (Read: Cut almost in half due to trauma) instantly.
Being 8 years old, I went to the school nurse for help. I was visibly losing blood fast due to massive internal bleeding, and turning colorless in my skin, cloudy eyed, and dazed due to it.
The nurse yelled at me, told me I was “Faking it”, and told me to go back to class. I demanded to call my parents, and one look at me and they knew something was up.
Long story short, when I got fucking AIRLIFTED to the hospital, they had to perform emergency surgery on me, and said that had I been even 5 minutes later to the hospital, I would be dead. When confronted, they learned that the school nurse was nothing more than a PTA parent who was, basically, playing doctor. If I had listened to her and gone back to class, cuteass little third grade me would have died in the classroom with all my other schoolmates.
Don’t listen to school nurses.
Ima try hatching a shiny female ralts. Wish me luck.
I’ll take some rejects if you have nowhere for them to go :P
Oh sure, do you have a nature / gender in mind?
This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.
come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer
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Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse
50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes
Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?
50 Shades of Glorified Abuse
50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use
Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink
50 Shades of Oh God Call An Ambulance from Unsafe Asphyxia
50 Shades of psychological scarring and improper communication due to lack of aftercare
The man I love just called me sobbing over a book I love, and I couldn’t be happier. Not that he’s in pain, but because he loved it so much.
Because that’s the thing about pain, it demands to be felt.
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I’m 24 and I feel so old in the fandom, I wanna know I’m not alone.
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