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My friends call me Red. Wonder why that is.

27th July 2014

Photo reblogged from ♥beards♥ with 244,934 notes

justyouraveragebearcub:

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

I’m surprised she didn’t yell at them first tbh.

STORY TIME!
So, about school nurses.
When I was 8 years old, I was running around the school yard with my friends, when I tripped and through a lovely turn of events that can only happen to the clumsiest of people, like myself, I impaled my stomach, just below my ribcage, on the corner of a table. 
Now, seeing as my ribcage is a less movable object than the squishy bits of my stomach, I folded around the corner of the table, and as a result, my spleen was ruptured (Read: Ripped into a thousand tiny bits due to impact) and my liver was lacerated (Read: Cut almost in half due to trauma) instantly.
Being 8 years old, I went to the school nurse for help. I was visibly losing blood fast due to massive internal bleeding, and turning colorless in my skin, cloudy eyed, and dazed due to it. 
The nurse yelled at me, told me I was “Faking it”, and told me to go back to class. I demanded to call my parents, and one look at me and they knew something was up.
Long story short, when I got fucking AIRLIFTED to the hospital, they had to perform emergency surgery on me, and said that had I been even 5 minutes later to the hospital, I would be dead. When confronted, they learned that the school nurse was nothing more than a PTA parent who was, basically, playing doctor. If I had listened to her and gone back to class, cuteass little third grade me would have died in the classroom with all my other schoolmates.
Don’t listen to school nurses.

justyouraveragebearcub:

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

I’m surprised she didn’t yell at them first tbh.

STORY TIME!

So, about school nurses.

When I was 8 years old, I was running around the school yard with my friends, when I tripped and through a lovely turn of events that can only happen to the clumsiest of people, like myself, I impaled my stomach, just below my ribcage, on the corner of a table. 

Now, seeing as my ribcage is a less movable object than the squishy bits of my stomach, I folded around the corner of the table, and as a result, my spleen was ruptured (Read: Ripped into a thousand tiny bits due to impact) and my liver was lacerated (Read: Cut almost in half due to trauma) instantly.

Being 8 years old, I went to the school nurse for help. I was visibly losing blood fast due to massive internal bleeding, and turning colorless in my skin, cloudy eyed, and dazed due to it. 

The nurse yelled at me, told me I was “Faking it”, and told me to go back to class. I demanded to call my parents, and one look at me and they knew something was up.

Long story short, when I got fucking AIRLIFTED to the hospital, they had to perform emergency surgery on me, and said that had I been even 5 minutes later to the hospital, I would be dead. When confronted, they learned that the school nurse was nothing more than a PTA parent who was, basically, playing doctor. If I had listened to her and gone back to class, cuteass little third grade me would have died in the classroom with all my other schoolmates.

Don’t listen to school nurses.

Tagged: School NursesI almost diedStory time

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27th July 2014

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faceless—nameless:

turn-techgivehead:

Ima try hatching a shiny female ralts. Wish me luck.

I’ll take some rejects if you have nowhere for them to go :P

Oh sure, do you have a nature / gender in mind?

Tagged: faceless--namelessreplies

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27th July 2014

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Ima try hatching a shiny female ralts. Wish me luck.

Tagged: pokemonpokemon X

26th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from I am the milkman. with 75,163 notes

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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Tagged: I'm a member of the midnight queue

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26th July 2014

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Its SLEEPOVER FRIDAY!

rise-up-little-man:

 

send in your:

  • confessions
  • pleas for advice
  • secrets
  • bad jokes and pickup lines
  • sex questions
  • requests: selfies
  • or just come talk to me and ask me anything you want

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25th July 2014

Post reblogged from Fandoms and... stuff with 74,019 notes

zune-politikon:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

50 Shades of Oh God Call An Ambulance from Unsafe Asphyxia

50 Shades of psychological scarring and improper communication due to lack of aftercare

Tagged: 50 shades50 shades of grey50soganti 50sog

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25th July 2014

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The man I love just called me sobbing over a book I love, and I couldn’t be happier. Not that he’s in pain, but because he loved it so much.

Because that’s the thing about pain, it demands to be felt.

Tagged: TFiOSThe Fault in Our Stars

25th July 2014

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Reblog if you’re 21+ and play animal crossing

rainbowclownsheep:

I’m 24 and I feel so old in the fandom, I wanna know I’m not alone.

24th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from ILoveitWhenLifeisSimple. with 50,518 notes

gogoatt:

Pokemon Spectrum | by gogoatt

Tagged: I'm a member of the midnight queue

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23rd July 2014

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God I love bubble baths.

Tagged: meselfiegpoygaygay boy